A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an
incredible set of jugs.
He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets
He's really embarrassed...
The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian
slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to
say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You
fucking bitch, you wrecked my life.'"