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 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
 theater.  When the usher came by and noticed this, he 
 whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed
 one seat."
 
 The man groaned but didn't budge.  The usher became
 impatient.  
 
 "Sir, if you don't get up from  there I'm going to have to
 call the manager."  
 
 Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
 turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of
 his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the
 manager returned and stood over the man.
 
 Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but
 with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.  
 
 The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
 right buddy, what's your name?"  
 
 "Sam," the man moaned.  
 
 "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied
 "the balcony."

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