31400Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A ...
31300A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant
i ...
31200The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting
togeth ...
31100
Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub al ...
31000A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country roa ...
30900Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
"Well, Morrie, how's ...
30800
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT ...
30700What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in.
...
30600What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
The boy is e ...
30500Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress ...
30400What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
S ...
30300Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep te ...
30200How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
Computer scientists ...
30100
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to
...
30000A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sah ...
29900Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives befo ...
29800Tombstone Epitaph In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wa ...
29700As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Office ...
29600 How to Catch a White Elephant
...
29500A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when
he fou ...
29400What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
Ha..ha... ...
29300Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowb ...
29200
Immodest Proposal #1:
...
29100Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A: So men can tell if ...
29000Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome ...
28900What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
...
28800The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking ins ...
28700
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women ...
28600While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a m ...
28500Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butte ...
28400Is this really your third marriage?
Sure is.
What h ...
28300Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came ou ...
28200APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME: Greg Bulmash
D ...
28100Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little J ...
28000Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
...
27900A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that ...
27800Here's a lame one....
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cr ...
27700A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving
that ...
27600As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsid ...
27500A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom
facto ...
27400Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if
she were ...
27300
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and a ...
27200A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
...
27100Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning wi ...
27000How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer? ...
26900Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." ...
26800APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME: Greg Bulmash
D ...
26700Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her
...
26600There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a ...
26500You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indi ...
26400Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautif ...
26300This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep... ...
26200A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. ...
26100A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in ...
26000Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
...
25900On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an
inflatabl ...
25800Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down
...
25700Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold c ...
25600Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and ...
25500Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, hi ...
25400Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
-She gives ...
25300Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local coun ...
25200Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and ...
25100One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understan ...
25000The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no
...
24900What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
...
24800
THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, ...
24700A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of ...
24600 Mirror, mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique ...
24500A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone ...
24400A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the ...
24300Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the ...
24200Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two ap ...
24100Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
You ...
24000Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who li ...
23900What do you call a gay Indian?
A brave sucker!
...
23800Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
...
23700 Feminist's Fairytale!!
Once upon a time, a beautiful, ind ...
23600Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.
When his ...
23500
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's ...
23400
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion w ...
23300A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children w ...
23200Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice
mail. Peo ...
23100Frivolous Old Gal
I have become a little older since I la ...
23000After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes
he is a g ...
22900What is the definition of Agony?
A one-armed man hanging off ...
22800A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted releas ...
22700ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: ADAM
ATOMIC MASS:
Ac ...
22600 MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN
...
22500I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last fe ...
22400 A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor
c ...
22300One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. ...
22200A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening ju ...
22100If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
...
22000What's the best thing about a blow job?
- The 15 minutes of ...
21900What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman in their holding c ...
21800
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence ...
21700
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory wher ...
21600These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine year ...
21500A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.
The attorne ...
21400Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick
and ...
21300A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a
bl ...
21200A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend
a ...
21100One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, ...
21000Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called
...
20900A guy's fingering his girlfriend.
She says, "Would you take off ...
20700Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?
- Because it wa ...
20600
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was sud ...
20500The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urg ...
20400Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
...
20300Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Relax.
Now move i ...
20200What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
...
20100The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesi ...
20000A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he ...
19900An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
...
19800Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a ...
19700A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how m ...
19600
A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She say ...
19500Whats the difference between pink and purple?
...
19400A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stutterin ...
19300Why are women like snow flakes??
They are all beaut ...
19200Application to Live in Kentucky
Name:____________________ ...
19100How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't kno ...
19000A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following quest ...
18900A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she come ...
18800 These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and o ...
18700An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the fo ...
18600What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the rem ...
18500Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good:
Your son s ...
18400There's a fire at the whorehouse
-- some come out running and ...
18300Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Because deep dow ...
18200Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her
...
18100Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillb ...
18000If for every rule there is an exception, then we have establishe ...
17900The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a ro ...
17800
PUPPY LOVE
A man and his son were walking through a f ...
17700There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lo ...
17600A guy was driving down the road in his Yugo during a thunder sto ...
17500A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impr ...
17400
Build an Ark
The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, ...
17300What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
...
17200A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ...
17100Examination to Qualify for Entrance to
...
17000This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over
by th ...
16900Tombstone Epitaph
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, ...
16800What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drown ...
16700A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
He sa ...
16600Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,
sensitive men ...
16500Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $10 ...
16400This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He ...
16300
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around ...
16200
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Because she gets ...
16100It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, ...
16000An old man and woman were married for years even though
they h ...
15900A man goes to a doctor and says:
"Doctor, it's embarassing, but ...
15800A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great
Beyond ...
15700Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??
A. A submarine.
Se ...
15600Work Environment:
(Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT
...
15500Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes
h ...
15400 What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the ...
15300
1) Got a neighbor that's a real pain in the ass? Do they have ...
15200A man took his wife to the doctors.
After a short examination t ...
15100The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be b ...
15000A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to La ...
14900 This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags hon ...
14800La Machine.
...vegetables...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
...fruits. ...
14700If Wang made toasters...
Marketing would never agree upon what ...
14600What's the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quart ...
14500What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
-The woma ...
14400The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of t ...
14300
American University Grading Procedures
...
14200Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
...
14100Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath ...
14000Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
...
13900A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
...
13800An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed
...
13700The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: What are you putting in ...
13600How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time
Caress, praise, pamper, ...
13500In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woma ...
13400What is white and flies across the sky?
The ...
13300The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised ...
13200A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The Wife said, "I wa ...
13100Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.
And fo ...
13000Why don't witches wear panties?
So they can get a better grip ...
12900Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mentio ...
12800 This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags hon ...
12700When should you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
...
12600A man goes to a doctor and says:
"Doctor, it's embarassing, but ...
12500Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about ...
12400There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent ...
12300If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
They would market the Rever ...
12200There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.
Up walks a so c ...
12100A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, ...
12000Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
He broke his ...
11900What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A PAT on the head.
...
11800What is white and streaks across the sky?
The coming of the ...
11700A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women who
in a short t ...
11600What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A shepherd. ...
11500The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
Chapter 1 - The Resume
...
11400Q: Why do tampons have string?
A: So you can floss after eating. ...
11300A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local
grocer ...
11200
Computer Ease!
The following are new Windows message ...
11100A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few ...
11000What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? ...
10900A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights
broke ...
10800A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,
"Say, yo ...
10700What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.
...
10600A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.
The ...
10500God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one ...
10400A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following quest ...
10300Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
I used to wonder why ...
10200What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
He ...
10100Night Before Christmas
For Read ...
10000Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,
especially w ...
9900What's the best thing about a blow job?
- The 15 minutes of ...
9800
Letter from Daughter to Parents
...
9700A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits do ...
9600On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,
this man ...
9500Q: Why do women wear tampoons when they skydive?
A: So they don' ...
9400A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, ...
9300
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear famil ...
9200
In a similar vein, tell your victim that you have a test of coo ...
9100A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONT ...
9000Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Because the ...
8900A young couple were married and celebrated their first night
to ...
8800What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang
...
8700A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Po ...
8600A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has ha ...
8500Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Sc ...
8400One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.
But he couldn' ...
8300In a recent scientific research project, it was proved
that Bee ...
8200The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were
d ...
8100Definition of bad lover:
An earthquake occurs during sex. Aft ...
8000What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
A salad shooter. ...
7900How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz?
They're both u ...
7800Lunching with English friends at the time of her husbands revere ...
7700
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
This is an actua ...
7600When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all
the c ...
7500Why can't a man eat like a bird?
Have you ever tried to pick u ...
7400
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex wi ...
7300This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned loo ...
7200For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was
volat ...
7100Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Because the ...
7000Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a you ...
6900 In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, ...
6800Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long t ...
6700It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of
...
6600There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful ...
6500A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, ...
6400"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
...
6300
Ventriloquist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
...
6200Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it.
...
6100Q: Why do cavemen drag women by the hair instead of ankles?
A: S ...
6000Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his
budd ...
5900A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned ...
5800
What's so great about being a dick ?
1) You've got a h ...
5700Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?
A Slipodictomy.
...
5600Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You have to say ...
5500There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this ...
5400This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romant ...
5300The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a ...
5200Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch abou ...
5100There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful ...
5000Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tel ...
4900A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair
...
4800There's a fire at the whorehouse
-- some come out running and ...
4700Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says ...
4600On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
brothe ...
4500 IDEAL DATE
At 17 Triple Stephen King ...
4400There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
Th ...
4300When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?
When he's ha ...
4200Condom Modelling Rejection
TROJAN CON ...
4100Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
...
4000A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone ...
3900
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nu ...
3800Here's a pretty nasty one:
Why are they having such a hard ti ...
3700Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only a
...
3600THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitab ...
3500A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and ...
3400There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't ...
3300Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own pres ...
3200
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds ...
3100An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervous ...
3000Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full.
...
2900What's the difference between a ritz
...
2800
A merchant captain and several of his officers were retur ...
2700How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomania ...
2600Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?
Answer: Two mothers-in ...
2500Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
th ...
2400
"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the ...
2300A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few
dri ...
2200Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She ...
2100How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How m ...
2000Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish. ...
1900Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
...
1800A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. ...
1700Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redh ...
1600A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday mo ...
1500Why do they call it a "kilt"?
Because a lot of people got kil ...
1400The following was contributed by Emil:
A man walks into a pub ...
1300Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are
travel ...
1200
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
This is an actua ...
1100Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To escape an oppressive ...
1000Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
...
900Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed ...
800
What is a yankee?
A quickie, but you do it yourself. ...
700The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face ...
600A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m ...
500Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the loc ...
400What's the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quart ...
300 Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationshi ...
200 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the
stro ...
100
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is ...
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