A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I
   was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the
   tiny ones for $10."
   
   Husband: "What about one my size?"
   
   Wife: "Didn't get a bid!"
   
   Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he'd
   had a dream too: "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight
   ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10."
   
   Wife: "What about ones like mine?"
   
   Husband: "That's where they held the auction."