Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far 
away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send 
me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next 
month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it 
was some incidental expense. Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, 
and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going 
on. "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for 
Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."